: Archive

January 2012

5 posts

December 2011

1 post

November 2011

8 posts

Hot Chicks With Douchebags →

Quite possibly the best website ever invented. Apparently there is also a book.

This is awesome.

clientsfromhell: Client: “I’m looking to open a Christian dating website.” Me: “Okay… I noticed the Darwin fish on the bumper of your car—are you actually Christian?” Client: “Oh, God no. But I figure it’ll be like shooting fish in a barrel.” Me: “…” Client: “Only for every fish I shoot, Jesus will make, like, 40 more of them, right. (Huge belly-laughs)”

October 2011

4 posts

Sad Trombone →

“The unfortunate thing is that women go together like grapes.”

“Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round...”

– RIP Steve Jobs (via freeindie)

September 2011

3 posts

“Marcia called—she says she doesn’t like the eyes on the crab. She wants you to...”

– Everybody loves a sexy crab

August 2011

5 posts

People of Walmart →

People of Public Transit →

July 2011

4 posts

Arnold Schwarzenegger Museum Opens in Austria →

June 2011

5 posts

May 2011

4 posts

I really wanna do acid with this guy.

April 2011

7 posts

Was Kurt Cobain Murdered? →

March 2011

3 posts

February 2011

10 posts