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Go Shorty. It's your birthday. →
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Hot Chicks With Douchebags →
Quite possibly the best website ever invented.  Apparently there is also a book.
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This is awesome.
clientsfromhell: Client: “I’m looking to open a Christian dating website.” Me: “Okay… I noticed the Darwin fish on the bumper of your car—are you actually Christian?” Client: “Oh, God no. But I figure it’ll be like shooting fish in a barrel.” Me: “…” Client: “Only for every fish I shoot, Jesus will make, like, 40 more of them, right. (Huge belly-laughs)”
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Sad Trombone →
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WatchWatch
“The unfortunate thing is that women go together like grapes.”
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“Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round...”
– RIP Steve Jobs (via freeindie)
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September 2011
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“Marcia called—she says she doesn’t like the eyes on the crab. She wants you to...”
– Everybody loves a sexy crab
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People of Walmart →
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Museum Opens in Austria →
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I really wanna do acid with this guy.
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