This is awesome.

clientsfromhell:

Client: “I’m looking to open a Christian dating website.”

Me: “Okay… I noticed the Darwin fish on the bumper of your car—are you actually Christian?”

Client: “Oh, God no. But I figure it’ll be like shooting fish in a barrel.”

Me: “…”

Client: “Only for every fish I shoot, Jesus will make, like, 40 more of them, right. (Huge belly-laughs)”

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    omg i have also thought of doing this…but the fish on the bumper of my car says “‘n chips” inside.
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